26. Dragon Meat
Yes, that’s right—there IS a company that cans dragon meat and you can buy it TODAY!! Okay, it’s not real dragon meat because of course dragons aren’t real, BUT it’s everything any dragon enthusiast could ever wish for. Not only is the idea funny and the labeling cheeky, but it comes with a stuffed dragon head that every big kid will sure to love. The nutritional facts include your daily values of havoc, terror, inferno, poetry, destruction, and many more fitting elements. This sure is one specialty gift.